What the hell is wrong with me?
Am I the only one that feels this way?
When I see a newborn baby or the cutest little toddler.. I think to myself.. "man if I could only steal that baby and get away with it"... of course... I would NEVER EVER EVER do something like that... I could NEVER cause a mother & father so much pain... plus its illegal...durrr!
But the thought still runs around in my little pea brain from time to time... or I see these crack-whore mothers with a newborn... and I think to myself... only if they would say "hey do you want a kid"...and they were serious about it! I would sooo take them up on it!
anyways... what the hell is wrong with me?